I'd love to hear some!
Q: "When does a joke become a dad joke?" A: "When it's full groan."
Q: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?" A: "No-eyed deer" (no idea) Q: "What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?" A: "Still no-eyed deer" ...after the kids leave the room... Q: "What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?" A: "Still no fucking eyed-deer."
i made up a joke plz review two friends walk into a bar, one old guy and one young guy. the old guy goes up to the bartender and asks for 'my favorite, please'. he turns to the young guy and says 'i've been going here all my life, i love this bar. they know exactly what your favorite drink is.' so the young guy goes up to the bartender and asks for 'my favorite, please.' when the bartender brings them the drinks, the old guy is surprised: 'hey, i didn't know your favorite drink was the same as mine.' the young guy shugs and says 'it looked good on the menu.' ba dum tsch